But what if April meets Bowser? Like when Like met Paris in girlmore Girls?

Lololol, I went and rewatched their first meeting:

The way I can see April–especially if she and Sterling are still apart–TERRIFYING poor Bowser exactly like that. God, they really are canon Paris/Rory, huh, height difference and exasperated fondness and all. 

But I think I might need to tag in my resident expert @dollsome-does-tumblr for a better answer.