““I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”
I’m literally crying this is so funny
Did this really get published? Really?
“Like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”
Self published. Like a sad goat.
Okay, wait a sec RIGHT THERE. I refuse to believe that was published. Is this, like, a smutty Mad Libs? Are people making up their own quotes and passing them off as 50SoG?