kbs-was-here:

““I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”

50 Shades

I’m literally crying this is so funny

(via evilboygenius)

Did this really get published? Really?

(via rapunzelcomplex)

“Like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”

(via draftyinhere)

Self published. Like a sad goat.

Okay, wait a sec RIGHT THERE. I refuse to believe that was published. Is this, like, a smutty Mad Libs? Are people making up their own quotes and passing them off as 50SoG?

kbs-was-here:

““I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”

50 Shades

I’m literally crying this is so funny

(via evilboygenius)

Did this really get published? Really?

(via rapunzelcomplex)

“Like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”

(via draftyinhere)

Self published. Like a sad goat.

Okay, wait a sec RIGHT THERE. I refuse to believe that was published. Is this, like, a smutty Mad Libs? Are people making up their own quotes and passing them off as 50SoG?