Omg thanks so much for the speedy response! I just got to the part where Lupe walked in on Val and Juliana kissing and I was like asdfghjkl I know I’m heading into the danger zone now but still couldn’t remember how much safe content was left or where to pick up after the grossness Bc I stopped right before then, so I really appreciate it! Lmao juliantina are The Worst at breakups, Val stays so thirsty and they can’t stop looking at each other and touching. i love them sfm lol

Ugh, I remember that time well. I think that’s partly why the Sergio part was so shocking and a punch in the stomach. We’d been so sure that the kind of forced if still explainable breakup would mean they’d spend a lot of time apart, what else was the point of it, and then the Jacobo revelation happened so we were afraid of what THAT would mean, if it’d carry into a whole arc of mistrust. But instead Val absolutely listened to Juls and the way she STARED at her at Camilo’s house, honestly, perhaps one of my favorite f/f moments of this year, and then they continued flirting and it was just so great. AND THEN Sergio happened? POINTLESS.

And same anon:

Okay aam writers, wHYTHEFUCK is sergio in pretty much every juliantina scene post-bs storyline???? Like!!!! He wasn’t even important in the entire first 2/3 of their content??? And still isn’t important although he’s revealed himself to be a piece of shit! Whew, I’m not even finished in my rewatch yet but there’s so much unnecessary sergio happening rn that I honestly feel like I didn’t miss anything in my original stopping point lol.

Right, he didn’t ADD anything. That whole arc didn’t add anything or develop either of them or their relationship or like, teach anything about sexuality or homophobia, which I’d been hoping at the start. At best, my reading of it is, if you force your kid to go and try to be straight, they’re just going to be miserable.

But the best way to go forward is to just treat him like the platonic prop he is, I think, anon, because otherwise he’s gonna ruin a lot of scenes for you. I think my favorite post-kidnapping ep he’s still there with Val, when they go to Barbara the bruja.

So I stopped watching juliantina after I found out the sergio bs was happening, but when I was finally ready to return all the videos were removed from ur. Finally remembered to check for the released juliantina scenes & found it all on yt & woooooow thought I was ready to watch everything but imma hafta stay skipping the sergio stuff Bc watching the lead up to it w how he’s acted makes me even more angry than in real time lol any chance u remember what happened w juliantina right before that?

Heh, totally understandable. If it hadn’t been for the plot parts that kind of needed it, I wish they’d just done away with that, it didn’t add anything to anybody’s arc. 

Right before, you had Juls and Val at Chivis’s house after returning from Camilo’s, that older gray haired therapist friend of Val’s father, where Val kept on staring at her, remember. They’d broken up but Val had found out about Jacobo being Juls’s dad so they went to ask Camilo about him. So at the house, they flirt a bit on the stairs, then inside in the kitchen, and then just as they kiss, Lupe sees them and yells at them and Val leaves. Juls leaves soon after too and that kinder older restaurant lady Perlita takes her in, and then you can skip to Juls being kidnapped. Because the parts in between, where Juls walks in on Lucho comforting Val and walking off in a huff, that was already just contrivance for the Sergio plot.

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You were one of the reasons the juliantina fandom grew so much on tumblr so thank you for all your show analyses and gifs! <redacted>

I’m always so flattered and grateful that some of you associate me so strongly with this ship. ^_^ And I super appreciate and am warmed by your defense, anon, but it’s not a big deal! 🙂

People be talking about ellen and pam (who hopefully get back together!) but like is no one seeing tracy and karen literally raising their boys together? Their boys practically live under the same roof and the way tracy and karen stormed out of the principles office like a power couple? iconic.

Oh, hah, I didn’t even think  of that. You’re the superior shipper, anon. I’d love to ship them but there just seemed too much friction brewing there at the best of times. All kinds of vague resentments and jealousies under the surface. But I mean, that makes for good conflict to work through for a ship, if you’re so inclined. 

Lmao oh don’t get me wrong, I have no chill about almost family and it completely pisses me off, but a lot of things piss me off so it hasn’t been a deal breaker yet. Glad I’m not the only one putting up with it for Edia (and Amanda) tho lol. But I think Amanda deserves a million times better than Edie, who’s been treating her (and Tim) like total shit. I honestly hate their plots lol. The thing that angers me most is the dad tho! The show wants me to be sympathetic to a rapist psychopath (1/2)

And I’m totally not here for it. The dad isn’t sympathetic. He’s a monster and it pisses me off that they have all these women coming to defend him when he’s clearly disgusting. I think the worst so far has been what they did w Edie’s mom. Having a black woman carry water for a God complex white man who went around sexually assaulting women asdfghjkl SEE THIS IS WHY THIS SHOWS A TRAINWRECK but I’m not invested in it so there’s that. I can’t compare to glee Bc I was gone af for Santana lol (2/2)

Lol, LOOK AT ALL THE WAYS THIS SHOW SUCKS but I’m not mad. 😛 But no, I get you. I think I’m just mad that it’s so egregious and so needlessly so. Like, critics were mad at the first eps at how they’re softballing the dad so like…stop? Surely not all these eps were shot before the first were released? Or maybe they were, it’s hard to remember we’ve only had seven eps so far, it feels like this show’s been going on forever.

The last ep was the first time I was mad at Edie, before then, it’s been a somewhat understandable back and forth for someone who’s closeted and dealing with major identity issues, but we’re supposed to now understand that ep 6, that ambush in court, was Edie “choosing”? Not even just…telling Amanda? After telling her she was falling in love with her? And then going over to hang out with Lorenzo? This is literally why Amanda didn’t want him involved! If you’ve made your choice, cut things off! I don’t know what Edie wants, tbh. And I don’t think the show does either. I think they’ll just do whatever’s convenient for that ep and hope the audience will do the heavy lifting and come up with some reason. We know her mom isn’t homophobic, so is it about…trying to project a perfect image? Is it about not wanting to hurt Tim? But you don’t choose someone to live the rest of your life with and say you love when it’s about not hurting them. Before the affair with Amanda even started she could barely be with Tim. “Sorry you picked such a broken person to be married to”, like, where is the brokenness coming from! 

Also, how are we just not really getting any reaction from the kids on how terrible the dad is? Just vague allusions to compartmentalizing, but like, the point should be that it’s barely working, that their disgust and conflict is just suppressed. Instead, it’s like, yay, sisters, and Edie and Julia actually happy that the case to defend their garbage father is going well. Every female character is spending way too much time defending him. 

But anywayyy. Yeah. Heh.