I don’t know if you’re keeping an eye on Hollyoaks but did you hear about how Farrah and the rest of the Maaliks (plus Kim iirc) are going to be in The Most Dramatic Car Crash They’ve Ever Done? :/

I don’t know a single thing about Holllyoaks except the messy white ladies a while back…so I am simultaneously intrigued but enraged by your message.

How did I have no idea about this lady?

I’m just repeating “what?” Kate-style as I google this. Why was this kept from me? Aw, but she’s in the middle of those messy white ladies? Ehh.

But car crash, you say? The British equivalent of the stray bullet for American lesbians? For this whole desi family and Kim, also a lesbian? Hmph.