#aw hay stacey #i see your big sweater and patterned leggings #i see you sophisticated new york #so does my lesbian girlfriend kristy thomas like CALM DOWN KRISTY #and why did they put you in a dress #unless you’re just tryin somethin out to see how claudia reacts #cuz she definitely looks ~*appreciative*~ #poor mary ann lovegazing down at claudia and claudia doesn’t care she’s just like ooooh kristy #i’d feed you the snickers bar i have hidden under this throw pillow #if you know what i mean #the baby-sitters club #a shallow excuse for rampant homosexuality #ann m martin
Hah. When I first read them, I was so much younger and all omg, these girls are so old and cool and fashionable and I wish they would babysit me and I could eat all of Claudia’s candy and I’d never be mean to Janine and why can’t my mom marry some rich balding guy who’d try to win us over with expensive things and wow, diabetes is the worst.
Then I read them when I was thirteen too and was like, wtf, my mom will never let us stay alone without supervision, forget about babysitting other kids.
Then I read it many years later and I was like, wtf, my mom will never let us stay alone without supervision. In hindsight, we had some protective-ass parents, man.
#I didn’t actually ship anybody until way later #and it was very confusing #like #mary anne and kristy have the best friendship #but mary anne and dawn?? #and then I actually spent most of my early reading years liking mary anne and logan #stacey and claudia should have been a no-brainer #UNTIL A CERTAIN FANFIC WRITER CHANGED ALL THAT #kabensi #I wonder what the revamp will be like #I had no idea sweet valley was continuing as it did #and like#elizabeth with bruce patman?? gosh #jessica with todd too
GUYS BUT NOW ANY TIME I AM REALLY THIRSTY, I THINK I HAVE DIABETES.
Omg, me too.