““I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”
—
50 Shades
I’m literally crying this is so funny
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Did this really get published? Really?
(via rapunzelcomplex)
“Like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”
(via draftyinhere)
Self published. Like a sad goat.
Okay, wait a sec RIGHT THERE. I refuse to believe that was published. Is this, like, a smutty Mad Libs? Are people making up their own quotes and passing them off as 50SoG?
““I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”
—
50 Shades
I’m literally crying this is so funny
(via evilboygenius)
Did this really get published? Really?
(via rapunzelcomplex)
“Like a sad goat who is about to have sex.”
(via draftyinhere)
Self published. Like a sad goat.
Okay, wait a sec RIGHT THERE. I refuse to believe that was published. Is this, like, a smutty Mad Libs? Are people making up their own quotes and passing them off as 50SoG?
Rick Santorum launched a new website and we need to tumblr bomb it!!
Rick Santorum launched a new website and we need to tumblr bomb it!!
Rick Santorum has launched a new “campaign” to help get Obama out of office. This is the official website. It features a poll asking people what they think about Obama. I think it would be hilarious if we got it to read “very favorable”.
Come on tumblr! Bomb this poll!!
Rick Santorum launched a new website and we need to tumblr bomb it!!
Rick Santorum launched a new website and we need to tumblr bomb it!!
Rick Santorum has launched a new “campaign” to help get Obama out of office. This is the official website. It features a poll asking people what they think about Obama. I think it would be hilarious if we got it to read “very favorable”.
Come on tumblr! Bomb this poll!!


























