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“FUCKING SHIT, YOU STEPPED IN IT NOW HUDSON. I REMEMBER ONE TIME I PISSED QUINN OFF AND I WAS LIKE ‘LISTEN MOMMY THIGHS, I JUST GOTTA BE ME, COOL?’ HER CRAZY ASS GOT THAT STEPFORD WIVES LOOK GOING ON LIKE RIGHT NOW AND SHE’S ALL LIKE ‘WE’LL SEE.’ THE NEXT DAY SHE’S ALL IN MY FACE WITH A PEDICURE AND EYEBROW WAXING LOOKING LIKE SHE JUST ONE UP’D ME OR SOME SHIT. SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO THIS CHICK THAT CUTTING YOUR HAIR AND BULLSHIT ISN’T ACCEPTABLE FORMS OF REVENGE. LIKE I’MMA THREATEN A DUDE THEN PUT AIR IN MY TIRES AND TRY TO LOOK SMUG. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? ALSO YO FINN, CHANG AND I GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS AFTER GLEE CLUB ALRIGHT? NOTHING PERSONAL BUT YOU GIVEN ALL THE FINE ASS LADIES IN GLEE TRUST PHOBIAS AND IT IS FUCKING UP MY GODDAMN GAME.”