What if

Brittany wanted to break up with Artie after Landslide but her good friend Mike asked her to stay with him so that Tina wouldn’t break up with him to go back to Artie and while they were writing Trouty Mouth Santana and Tina bonded over how much Artie sucked (Tina was lying, Santana was not) but then Tina found out and she and Santana go and the secret handshake club is broken up and then Artie and Tina get back together and Brittany and Santana get together and Mike and Sunshine get together and he protects her sheet music when she goes to crack houses. And also Rachel and Quinn make out.