characters in horror movies that are 10000% gauranteed to die/be killed
- the black guy
- the couple making out
- the sexy blonde girl who’s boobs are an inch of clothing away from making it a rated R movie
- the drunk douchebag high school jock that forces his friends into doing something stupid because what could go wrong
- anyone anywhere near railroad tracks
- anyone who says “i’ll be right back”
- hot lesbians
- actually any lesbians at all
- actually any lesbians in any movies at all